Ear Pwr (pronounced "EER-PWUR") are just about the coolest electronic band to come out of American Appa--I mean Baltimore, Maryland! If you listen to this, the first thing that will come to mind will be "Lazytown" and then you'll be like "I love that show too, man!" and then next thing you know you'll be like.. dancing with some Wayfarers on while taking the hottest pics ever for yr Myspace. Yeah, Ear Pwr are that cool.
Have you even heard their lyrics? They're like... the coolest ever! They talk about colors, fave sweaters, rainbows from mountains, and all kinds of cool stuff that the dudes at LATFH will totally dig! The songs are like Crystal Castles if they chose the cheesiest sounds for their synthesizer and sucked in some helium before singing! Nobody can do that because I luv my Ear Pwr fresh and new.
Just look at them:
They're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too cool for me. But they released their album Super Animal Brothers III just for you to imagine your coolness being equal to theirs, which it isn't.
This EL PEE is just Sew-Perb!
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